Deleted scene from the critically acclaimed film, Gravity.
oh my god, you tried
In my mom’s eternal struggle against squirrels eating all the seed in the bird feeder she’s tried a lot of things. Weird cones over the feeder, she stole my supersoaker to try to shoot them off, my dad got her a slingshot.
This, the “Yankee Flipper,” was the final solution.
It was mildly entertaining for a couple weeks, but then they learned to fear the Yankee Flipper. Of course, my mom isn’t that cruel, she still sprinkles seed on the ground for the little dudes. She just has a zero tolerance policy for stealing from her bird-friends.